A TABLE TOPICS TROPHY?

but i've never touched a trophy or earned one in my whole life. i am pathetically pleased to have won today's.

luckily the icelandic horse lady spoke to the theme of patience by describing how hard her beast can be to catch on occasion, when it was my turn i told the whipping oats AND THEN BUCKET at stoney's head before giving up on catching him because of lack of said virtue...

and the very tiny class today voted to let me take the Table Topics trophy.

aren't you proud???
(do you think this mean Toastmasters has finally FIXED me??)